king of the hill

uh, guys... we never were fighting over any of those hills. the real hill was over here all along. I climb up onto the hill and satan protects it with almighty power. then god comes and says, here have this thing which destroys anything that tries to take the fortress on the hill from you. then death comes and says, hey I'm here for the housewarming party, I brought cake! My hill! anyone want to join me?

I bring one of the Evil Ones...More Evil than Satan himself....He who rid the hippie population....He who had Scott Tenorman's parents killed, grounded them up into chili, and fed it to their son.....He who attempted a second holocaust....I present to you....

CARTMAN!


WELL OWN3D.
RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAH!

OMG! cartman just killed kenny! and satan! come on, speak to me... ah well i guess I'll just steal his awesome powers and stuff from his corpse. *mutates into ultra daemon me with ultra satan powers and stuff, w00t!* now I destroy all and take the only thing left, my hill, the hill!

Yet again...



RESPECT MAH ATHOURITAH!

I bring jesus to kill cartman

Satan beats him.

and Chuck Norris beats him

While they are fighting I take the hill.

Not any more.

So this is how king of the hill works:


You just blow people up then take the hill?

Then you look at them and smile an evil one then they come back and blow you up?


AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

whilst you are working out how the game works and talking to yourself, I put explosives in your ears then you explode, my hill

I'm not playing, yet...........

I'm just asking if thats how it works


SO THAT WAS MEAN AND UNCALLED FOR!!!

an whilst you yell at nobody in particular, I slip some more explosives in your ear and try again

I' just messin' wit'cha, now you can start by trying to take the hill

BUT I"M STILL MAKING UP A PLAN!!

So just hold on a sec. I'm trying to make the ULTIMATE plan, and i need time. You see, I'm a military type, not that I've been in the military, I'm just really good at video games with explosions. So for now i'll just watch ya'll blow up each other and i'll be back....... I'll be back..... hehehe...........*hence, i hop in a space ship and fly away, screaming, "I"LL BE BACK!!!"*

cats claw at my enemies and i take the hill, then the bombs I installed in their stomachs explode and kill you all, muahahaha! MY HILL!

(BM, do we still have an alliance)

*You hear a sonic boom* "I'm BACK!!" I scream. Then, you look up, and, WHAT THE HECK!! You see a fleet of millions of space ships, and they have strange symbols on them, AND WHAT THE HECK AGAIN!!! You see a ball of metal (just like in the transformers movie) come down out of the sky from the ship, and then it transforms into Megatron!! And then millions more come down, standing before you with smiles of evil. Then I come down, and I shift-shape into a nixys (which is pretty much a furry dragon, yes, I evented it, and each nixys has its own abilities and limits of power, but all of them can shift shape) and say, "You like my arsenal? I TOLD YOU I'D BE BACK!!!" Then, I and my army of desepticons destroy you all with my anti-matter powers and Uber-missiles and all kinds of other destructive crap. AND I TAKE THE HILL.

I told you I'd be back....

I pick up all your little transformer toys and throw them away and shoot the bin, my hill

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! You blew up Megatron, and starscream!!! (So much for the sequel) Well, I guess I'll just haft to eat you.*Puts you on a BBQ stick and ya'll scream and cry, "Please don't eat us!!" Then I usher ya'll down like a steak on a Friday night at T.G.I Fridays* p.s. how did you blow up my good old friend megatron and starscream? and all the other space ships? DON'T SAY YOU NUKED THEM. Because that would destroy the hill.

so what ? shadow the hedghog destroys you all try to beat that
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shadow is on defens nowfile

I vaporise you all with my anti-matter powers then I eat shadow.

P.S. I would like to form an alliance with vegabond.

but in real life shadow would teloport behind you and KILL YOU

still my hill

Bud, I have anti-matter powers, anti-matter destroyes everything it toches

chaos blast then

If you want it dertty, I'll give you dertty. *I hop in a space ship and fly away, into the unknown* P.S. vegabond, do we have an alliance?

indeed we do, now who will stop us, MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! and in answer to how I killed megatron and starscream: they were just toys, I threw them into a bin and shot the bin with my pistol. Now we are allies, I build huge REAL versions and we take over the universe! OUR HILL! (will anyone join us, or will you all have to die?!))