king of the hill

So I walk calmly to the hill.

...and is instantly killed by the minigun as soon as you came within one mile.

JUBA eats a pie, to prepare to fend off any intruders with his chaos-y powers!

Wacking people shamelessly in space

Says the corpse of bio as it is riddled witth bullets from my minigun

But its still my hill mine mine!!!!!!

I gun your corpse down,snap it in half,and feed both parts to savage wolves.My hill.

But you got push of a cliff.

I warp away before something tries to push me off,and i then kill it.

But you miss and I spray MO repellent as you trip and fall my hill.

I look around as you spray that on me,and i notice a Opathlomosaurus named MO waddling away from us.I then smash your skull open and drag your body to the ocean.

You miss and the opathlomosaurus shoots you with a sniper rifle MOOOOOOOooooooo!

*Twitch* What did i tell yoU! *Twitch* NEver call me that! *Twitch*

I then inform you Opathlomosaurus are extinct,and MO the opathlomosaurus disssapears.I then chain you up and feed you to a hungry pack of velociraptors.

Then I inform you that velociraptors are extinct and Randy the gorilla molest you.

humans made gorillas extinct in the year 2073

But then again I make your mum extinct my hill.

I gun you down for hurting my clones feelings by having him molested.

I'm not your clone! i slap you with an ancient scripture of spam entitled '~illogical reasoning~' but we still remain allies. I take BM's soul to the underworld

But then I appear as a head and scare the hell out of you.You then fall into the lava.Hill is mine soon.