king of the hill

I duck and do Togakure Ryu Ninjutsu and bash you my hill

I warp away before you try smash me and i then whack you dead with a tree.I then make 2 copies of me and we gaurd the hill.

I cancel out your warping and cloning abilities and hex you to a pig.

I commit suicide,and i regain my abilities and i'm no longer a pig! I use my powers to dissolve you into the air.

I have to collect BM's soul twice then I destroy you with the scythe of judgment and you are destroyed, my hill

I warp back,spawn a sword,and have a short sword fight with you.I win and slice you in half.

the sword slips through me like smoke and i stab you with your own blade, my hill

But jesus raqped you my hill

I warp away before you try slice me,and i use my powers to dissolve you both.

again i just re appear, as I can make myself made of shadow! I then rip off Jesus' mask to find he is not Jesus but instead michael Jackson posing as him. I then take Michael Jackson's soul and let some small children rape it! yes, disturbing isn't it...

oh yea, my hill!

Jebus isn't in this.I steel your scythe by sneaking up to you and transforms to a red colour,giving me more powers* (Not that i need them)I tehn ue it to take your powers and your fall to the ground,as without them,you are but a skeleton.Wearing a robe.From the fallen Woolworths.R.I.P Woolworths.

*For reference,see Madness Combat 9.

God i miss Woolworths! WHY, WHY?!!!! the cruelty of existence!

I take it back since I am still death i goes back to normal but leaves you with a weird red hand that fires energy beams!

then I take the hill.

((alliance... please?))

((oh plus, yes I have seen all the madness combats apparently there will be a new one soon, Krinkles has released a screenshot or something.))

(It's Madness Combat 5.5.I read it up it's when the two who gave Hank the sword are crushed in that building,apparently they are Sanford and Deimos in the last one.And yeah,let's be allies.The Auditor and Death could pwn the world.)

I return to the hill.

(Sorry i'm taking i awhile to post,my broadband keeps cutting out.)

So me, MO, and vagabond are allies?

Weird.When Vagabond logged off,you logged on.And probably yes.

MUHAHAHA!!! WE WILL RULE THE WORLD! We shall kill all in are path! BURN them with the flames of are might! MUHAHAH!

[Boring animal documentary Voice]And here we can see a young girl acting normally.There doe seem to be one human and The Auditor nearby,and she seems to be taking her anger out on them.[/Boring animal documentary Voice]


I had to do it

Hahaha, very funny.

I know! He he!

But then an alien ate you and Nikikt my hill.

I warp away before it tries to eat me and nikikt comes out of it's chest like an alien from alien.I tehn gun you down with that minigun that i randomly spawn.

the alien didn't eat me! so I make their race extinct then fortify the hill

She didn't say you.Any how,i load up my minigun and prepare to kill anyone that comes with 1 mile of the hill except nikikt and vagabond/death.

what I meant was something like: yay I didn't get eaten.

I see.