A Million Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-mart!

Subject: Re: A Million Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-mart! 6/6/2009, 12:30 pm

Act normal,and when someone comes down the same isle,randomly freeze completely.Then just unfreeze and act as if nothing happened.

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Lay eggs on the counter

Subject: Re: A Million Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-mart! 7/6/2009, 2:30 am

Get some friends and dress up as Police officers,CIA/FBI agents or something from the Army,and walk around the shop like it is a battlefield,ducking behind aisles.For even more fun get someone to dress as a robber/terrorist,and when you find them,chase them through the shop.

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FHI monsters and teddy bear craze.

Subject: Re: A Million Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-mart! 7/6/2009, 8:27 am

Get a friend to pretend to be a dead body,and dress as a paramedic trying to help him "stay alive"

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Bring a pig inside and watch magic.

Subject: Re: A Million Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-mart! 8/6/2009, 3:52 am

Get 3 chickens,and put tie sometihng around them saying 1,2 and 4.Everyone will be looking for the chicken that says 3.

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Seagulls that eat flesh.

Subject: Re: A Million Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-mart! 26/7/2009, 5:46 am

Realease Nessie.

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Play this

Subject: Re: A Million Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-mart! 26/7/2009, 6:45 am

Get a whole group and do the chicken dance.

Subject: Re: A Million Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-mart! 26/7/2009, 3:50 pm

Take the security bars off of game cases and hide them on unattended shopping carts. When they try to leave the alarm will go off. Another way to do this is bring a security bar from home. To make it so it doesn't go off when you enter you have to swipe it with a magnet a lot. This will demagnetize it. To demagnetize it, swipe it with a magnet a lot.

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Say hi

Subject: Re: A Million Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-mart! 27/7/2009, 6:34 am

Boymac! You are still here!

Dress as bARNEY THER dINOSAUR AND HUG PEOPLE.

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Stare at everyone

Subject: Re: A Million Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-mart! 28/7/2009, 6:58 am

Give everyone dirty looks.

Subject: Re: A Million Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-mart! 29/7/2009, 7:11 am

dress like a terrorist. seriously, there is a great show called 'the chasers war on everything' and they got a guy dressed up as a terrorist with a camera then sent him to a nuclear research facility. It took about a minute for security to come out and question him, then the police were called. A guy dressed like an American tourist was sent to the same place to do the same thing - walk around taking pictures of the place, it took half an hour before anyone came to see whoi he was or what he was doing! He then asked whether he could go inside... they said no...

but if you really want to you have to go and talk to the man in booth10 of the registration block (or something).

so basically if you are a terrorist, forget the pride of Allah and wearing those typically terrorist clothes, if you want to get somewhere for the almighty cause, just dress like an American tourist!

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This has been inactive for too long.

Locked.

Subject: Re: A Million Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-mart! 21/9/2009, 12:52 pm

locking this I can agree with Very Happy