A Million Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-mart!

Saw it on dc fansite. Heres how it works: Find a funny way to get kicked out of wal-mart. You can post as many as you want on one post. I'll go first:

1. Go up to a casher and say, "We have a code red." And see what happens.
2. Pee on the half-price fruit basket.
3. Strip in the gift card section.

Kneel on the floor and shout "GOD IS WITH US!"
Have a water gun fight in it.
Put up a tent in the camping section.
Say into the loud speaker thing "Everything is half price!"
Hide behind clothes in the clothes section so that you can't be seen,then when some comes and picks up some clothes,shout in a squeaky voice "Pick me,pick me!

Get up on a shelf in the medicin section with a rubber band ball and shoot rubber bands at people. Mangier 10 points.

Claim the sho pis closed,and refuse to let anyone in.

shoot people at ruberbands

Get a barney the dinosaur costume,and start randomly hugging everyone and sing that "I love you,you love me" song.

Take a Moose into the hunting section. Let him rub his antlers on a shelf then let him fight the trophy.

Go start a fist fight with the mainiger.

Dress up as a clown,and randomly jump out of aisles to scare people.

once inside ................. run up to people and scream in ther face .............................................................. ssssppppooooodddddeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jump around pointing at the floor screaming "SPIDER! SPIDER!"

Take a spice from the food section and start singing that, 'lalal! dumdum, dumdum! Lalalalal!!! Lalala!! La la, lala, lala, dumdum!' and go around sprinkling it in peoples faces.

Walk up to people and say in a serious voice " Do you know the muffin man?" Works good with a agent/fbi/cia suit.

zacht016z wrote:

once inside ................. run up to people and scream in ther face .............................................................. ssssppppooooodddddeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pretend to be a spode fanatic and be deadly serious about it, go up to people and have leaflets like other religious fanatics you get talking about god in malls. go into shops and start warning people abou the end of all and to repent to spode

Get a fake gun and pretend to aim and fire at people.

Pretend to be a store greeter - "Welcome to Walmart! Get your shit and get out!".

Another is to randomly throw items over the isles.

MOOOOOOOooooo! And Magnificient one will throw me out.

I think MO will easaly through me out as soon as I say, The Word. I will just call his 'nick-name' The Word.
But stop singling people out. We are trying to get throne out by anyone.

By getting drunk

OOO! Get some boose in the licure section! Brilant!

Hey guys I ma bought a c*****

I'm gonna rip your head off Bio.And nikikt,dont say The Word

What Arthur died throw me out!

Advertise Wal★Mart's competitions shops within Wal★Mart.

Go to the medication counter and give people medication randomly.