Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted...

By now, everybody knows the make a wish and have it horribly corrupted forum game. I liked that game. I wish the hacker didn't erase this section.

*Just in case you don't know, you're supposed to grant my wish, horribly corrupt it, then make your own wish for the next person to corrupt.

Stupid example
" I wish I had a bunny."
" Granted, but it eats your face. I wish for a..."

I wish for a non-curropted wish. O.o

Granted, but it has a virus

I wish I can meet Chuck Norris

You meet him, but then he round-house kicks you for staring.

I wish for a spaceship.

Wish granted but it is an enemy spaceship.
I wish pillows could talk.

They talk but now you never get any sleep.

I wish I had a subsandwitch with pepperonni, salami, chedder cheese, bell peppers, banana peppers, mustard, black olive, and bacon.....yuuummmmm.

Granted, but you can only look at it.
I wish I had supernatural powers.

You get them but they always do the opposite of what you want.

I wish I could mentaly do the chores.

Granted, but you get massive headaches afterwards

I wish this wish wouldn't get corrupted

Granted, but now every other wish you wish will be corrupted.

I wish for an indoor pool.